Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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