Apparently you make a good broom.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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