Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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