I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
