Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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