even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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