Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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