I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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