By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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