Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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