I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
