I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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