Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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