I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Mom said you looked used
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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