let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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