I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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