so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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