Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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