all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Come share oat with me in your robe
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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