"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She told me I should be a condom model.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
And then he peed in my hair
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