okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
sick fucks of a feather flock together
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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