Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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