Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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