But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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