"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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