sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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