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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i think i recognize dicks better than faces

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(317): View more from Indiana

that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.

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(360): View more from Washington

you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.

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(602): View more from Arizona

But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all

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