He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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