very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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