I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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