why didn't you poke me back
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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