just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Randomize
