just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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