She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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