i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
