Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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