do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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