Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
