it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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