im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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