Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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