he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I need moral support for this bender
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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