No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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