and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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