pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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