What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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