brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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