I think I just saw someone hide a body.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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