I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
third nipple confirmed
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
