did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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