Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I will be naked everywhere
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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