At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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